Find Your Man….

These days its become difficult to find a quality person, so where does a girl go to meet the man of her dreams?

Let’s look at the options….

1) Whole foods

Finding a man in this wholesome grocery store means you can count on him to be someone aware of his health and leading a sustainable lifestyle. Just be careful he isn’t there with alternative motives, sporting his hipster look and careless attitude….as you are….., yet secretly shopping for his future wife.

2) Gym

Not only is this man mindful of a healthy lifestyle through regular exercise, but he cares about his appearance and wants to impress you with his muscular physique, or lean physique, depending on where in the gym he spends most of his time.

3) Farm

He is hearty and wholesome and probably shops at Whole Foods too, unless he is tending to his own crops and grows them for personal consumption. The ultimate organic, he doesn’t need to go to the gym because he’s out on the farm daily- and this ain’t no Farmville.

4) Facebook

What once was a safe place to find future spouses or significant others has now become a prowling ground for desperate teenagers with an axe to grind …or angst to grind. Attempts to find a man in the realm of the Facebook may only result in futility, unless you are willing to expend significant amounts of time and energy ….stalking….liking….and general wiling your way into his life (first online and eventually into RL).

5) RL or “Real Life”

This could be in your neighborhood, in the park, or other public areas where men can be found. Disclaimer: Does not include buildings, only open air arenas.

The best way to snag a man here would be to grab his attention with a large quantity of randomness, i.e. 99 luftballoons.    The type of man to love randomness won’t be bothered by your inability to be consistent in the relationship or your spontaneous outings and questionable whereabouts…

6) Rave/club

With the very real probability that he will look like a rabid squirrel and quite possibly be on drugs/wasted/high/passed out/ or worse…not remember your name I would suggest the man of your dreams is not/here. But in the interest of salvaging this midnight mistake, keep an eye on his DD friends…

7) Day care

He is young enough not to care about your age and will give you all the love you deserve. and candy.

8.) Day job

Finding a man at your day job tells you that you both share common goals and passions- at least for the present- and that you are both equals when it comes to getting a job at your place of business. Wherever this man and you may work together during the day, leave room for the alternate reality that an animal may come out at night. See above # 6).

9) Coffee shop

You’ll see the tamer side of a man who dwells in his natural environment of Starbucks. Depending on the drink in his hand, next to his Mac and iphone, you’ll be able to tell how much of a risk taker/adventurer he is. Quad venti extra skinny soy vanilla redeye latte anyone?

10) Airport

Finding a man at the airport isn’t hard since 95% of people who travel are middle aged business men. Keep an eye out for the talkative, balding, light baggage ones who switch seats to sit next to you on the plane. Tells you much about their marital/willingness situation.

I wish you much happiness in finding the man who’s right for you. Keep your eyes peeled and remember: “Men are everywhere. Stop thinking lack, start thinking abundance.”

As for me….. I’m going to hang out in the grocery store until I run into Michael Buble…

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